Harvest Moon 64 Assessment (N64)

To paraphrase a bunch of anti-Nazi singing nuns: How do you clear up an issue like reviewing a Sport that is virtually 25 years outdated? The nuns by no means got here up with a solution, however we have now to, as a result of it is a assessment, not a convent, and it is the problem on the coronary heart of this assessment, in spite of everything. Harvest Moon 64 got here out in 1999 — the twentieth century! — and it actually performs prefer it, with clunky digicam angles, poor localisation, a dearth of issues to do, and music that may drive you loopy with its incessant 32-bar loops.

However nobody is coming to the Nintendo Swap On-line emulations of N64 video games anticipating one thing that might have been made yesterday. There are many individuals who will gladly gobble this Sport up from the NSO Enlargement Pack service, eyes blissfully blurred by the rose-tinted specs of nostalgia, and to that we are saying — good for you! We’ve got been that individual sufficient occasions to know the enjoyment of feeling the nice and cozy ’90s-flavoured fuzzies working by means of your blood. However to these of you studying this who’re, maybe, extra used to a extra trendy interpretation of a farming sim — this assessment is for you.

Harvest Moon 64 is from an easier time, far nearer to the origins of Harvest Moon in 1996 than what farming sims are today. The collection started as creator Yasuhiro Wada’s desires of a rural, pleasantly pastoral facet of Japan that’s largely gone now, changed by machines, skyscrapers, and consumerism (a theme that seems in video games like Stardew Valley, too). In rural Japan, there’s not a lot to do, and definitely no mix harvesters and automated sprinklers that can assist you plant, develop, and reap your crops — all the things is completed painstakingly by hand, from feeding your cows to watering your fields.

Is it tedious? Oh, sure. Your life will get barely simpler as soon as your instruments auto-upgrade after a sure variety of makes use of, which you’ll be able to cheat a little bit bit by spam-using them inside buildings, the place time is paused, but it surely’s nonetheless a ache within the donkey to should feed all of your cattle or promote your crops one-by-one, and it isn’t helped by your piddly little eight-slot stock, both.

And let’s not overlook the harshness of early farming sims, the place you will usually end up throwing crops on the bottom accidentally, or sowing seeds one millimetre away from the place you wished and shedding half of them, or — like we did — having your horse bravely leap between you and the filth, leading to you hitting him with a hoe. And now he is mad at us. MATE. YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF.

Harvest Moon 64 is fiddly, infuriating, and unforgiving… buuuuut when you’re enjoying on Swap, liberal use of the save-state characteristic of the NSO video games smooths over a whole lot of these creases. The truth is, save-scumming may even turn out to be useful if you wish to win huge on the horse races. Trace trace.

Talking of horse races, there are a couple of festivals to partake in, which break up the nice tedium about as soon as each fortnight. There are different occasions, too, just like the mine opening throughout winter solely, or the bridge being in-built late autumn, giving entry to a brand new and really boring mountain. However the basic feeling of nothing-to-do-ness is type of the purpose, is not it? In case you’ve ever lived in a small city that misplaced its thoughts when a McDonald’s opened up simply off the roundabout, you will know the sensation.

You’ll, after all, be anticipated to marry. Giving items and speaking to your supposed will slowly construct up their affection for you, and after some time, you may pop the query with the collection’ equal of an engagement ring: the Blue Feather. Or — as a result of it is a janky Sport with a whole lot of bugs — you are able to do what we did, and spam ‘A’ to point out the tsundere Karen your canine 255 occasions in sooner or later to take her all the best way to most hearts. Romance is useless, however our turbo button is alive and nicely, thank goodness.

Sadly, marriage ain’t all it is cracked as much as be. The truth is, seconds after proposing to Karen, she requested us what our identify was, and launched herself. Later that exact same day, we met her on the seashore, the place she yelled at us for… not proposing. Lady. Now that we’re married, she lurks round our home, speaking about laundry. Each single day. There was even one time the place we got here in to search out her in mattress, solely to enter the kitchen and uncover one other Karen, who had whipped up a birthday feast for us. In case you can teleport, Karen, why do not you assist with the farmwork each every so often?

These little quirks of code will hold developing, and as we have already talked about, the localisation is not nice, both. Typos abound, and a few issues make zero sense — like once we examined one among our cows to search out out that its birthday was ‘jis020-13’, a date format we’re not aware of, or when Popuri responds to us displaying her our canine with “Hand, huh?” There’s even a typo on the beginning display screen, the place Natsume’s identify is spelled ‘Natume’, which appears like a reasonably dangerous oversight. We do not count on this Sport‘s bugs to be ironed out a quarter-century later — particularly provided that the developer, Victor Interactive, now not exists — but it surely actually makes us respect the diligence of contemporary devs and their thorough patches.

General, dunking on how janky and empty Harvest Moon 64 is appears like getting mad at an growing old actor for not being cute anymore. Although its jankiness is difficult to forgive, the shortage of issues to do is simply so apparent as a result of we have had 25 years of improvement within the farming Sport style. If you wish to play one thing that is higher, then you may actually observe the evolution by means of Again To Nature, Associates of Mineral City, and the new-ish remake of Associates of Mineral City — all of the characters persist, however the world is greater, the mechanics extra forgiving, and the characters extra fleshed-out.

However if you wish to expertise historical past, soak your self within the waters of nostalgia, and be taught to understand how good we have now it today (and you have already got the Nintendo change On-line Enlargement Pack)… then give Harvest Moon 64 a go.

Conclusion

Harvest Moon 64 cannot hope to face as much as trendy farming sims, however generally it is good to get a reminder of how far we have come. When you have a shred of nostalgia for this one, you will have a good time, particularly with the added bonus of simple save-scumming, and you need to add a few factors to the rating under. For anybody else, the jankiness and tedium may be an excessive amount of to bear. Simply ensure to play it with a information, as a result of this Sport tells you NOTHIN’.